Are you sitting comfortably? This is the tale of ‘Rich and The Ringer’. Richard used to dress up like a fascist, but has now softened into some kind of cowboy… if he can change, then so can The Ringer (Nikki). Big Brother, according to Richie boy, is about to go through "a huge change in the dynamics of the House – whichever one of the girls goes.

You see, Richard is going to have a go at the impossible. Converting ‘Plastic Nikki’. He had a wee chat with BB in the Diary Room, and said "She still is very much a ‘plastic’, but ‘plastics’ can always be reformed. Every ‘plastic’ has a heart". He makes Nikki sound like the tin man from The Wizard of Oz, but alas, that would required Nikki to get some kind of lead paint poisoning (perish the thought).

The Ringer and Rich had been at loggerheads… about cornflakes… his attitude… her attitude… bullying… ad nauseum… but bingo! They started getting on "fabulously".

"I feel bad… because I’ve been in here (that’s the Diary Room) saying bad things about her," he admitted. "I
said I’d prefer to see Nikki go," but then states that he would now "feel awful if she goes on Friday". So Richard seems to be with the rest of the universe now… wanting Grace to get voted out. Fingers crossed, Grace goes… Mikey probably won’t even notice (as Charlie Brooker said that "He’s to stupid to even form a sound let alone a word")… and then… what joy… we build Nikki up and vote her out when her confidence is at its highest.

Cue evil laugh.[Mof Gimmers]