I’m shocked. I mean, after a week in which her name and face has been splashed all over the tabloids (who claim to have "proof" of her past life as a high-class call girl), you’d think Heather Mills would have just jumped at the chance of appearing on Celebrity Love Island. Who wouldn’t?

Strangely enough, the future-former Mrs McCartney has apparently turned down ITV’s generous offer to whisk her off to Fiji and film her around the clock, whilst throwing her together with several fit young men. Sadly, Daisy Wright, the nanny who almost split up Jude Law and Sienna Miller last year, won’t be appearing either. Shame. [Amber McNaught]