For me, it was the best moment in Big Brother history, bar none. On Friday night, BB gathered the contestants in the garden to "randomly" select new housemate Susie from the ranks of Golden ticket winners. But as they sat there, squealing like pigs (that would be you, Nikki) at the sights and sounds of the outside world, the outside world hit back. "Get Grace out!" they chanted, "Get Grace Out!" And she heard them. Hee! Never has a fall from Grace (do you see what I did there?) been so satisfying.

Of course, some people are saying it's a shame that Grace had to have her feelings hurt in such a brutal manner. As you may have guessed, I am not one of those people. I mean, come on - you have to be a special kind of stupid to go into the Big Brother house, bitch to the extent Grace has, and then be surprised when people don't like you. Even if there was a moment of sympathy for Plastic Fantastic, it was knocked out of me pretty quickly when she entered the diary room in tears - and almost instantly started bitching again.

"Maybe I've been over bitching," the dumb one mused, "But I don't think so. I must be being portrayed as some kind of hoochie mama." Yeah, Grace, that'll be it for sure...

Just to make Grace's downfall more complete, having correctly guessed that yesterday's "standing on a podium" game would result in immunity from eviction for the winner, Grace finally lost out to Lisa after drawing straws. Grace turned on the waterworks, but if she was expecting comfort from Vernon Kay Mikey she must have been sorely disappointed when Mr Personality himself followed her to the bedroom only to join in the general Grace-bashing. ""You p*** me off when you do things like this, you're crying for no reason," he said, eloquently. Quite.

The big concern in all of this, of course is that Grace might walk. Just in case she does, and just in case some of you out there might miss her, here she is auditioning for MTV's Sensless.

Instant Karma done got ya, Grace. Enjoy your eviction! [Amber McNaught]