I always knew it would be Imogen. As soon as I clapped eyes on her, I knew the Welsh "stunna" wouldn’t rest until she’d bagged herself the first bit of Big Brother lip action. She just looked like that kinda girl. Poor Imogen would no doubt be distraught, though, to know that out here in the big wide world, the fact that she’s jumped into Sezar’s bed every night since the show started has been overshadowed by Shabaz, who has stated his intention to be the first person ever to kill themselves on live TV. Which is quite some ambition to have, really.

Apparently the man who single-handedly managed to turn the entire house against him within hours of arrival, is now being closely observed by BB psychologists, having announced to fellow housemates that: "I am a dead man walking. I came here to die on this programme — I’m going to prove it.”

Given that he’s already under 24-hour surveillance anyway, I’m going to go out on a limb here and predict that Shabaz’s "mission" is doomed to failure. And since he’s groped just about every last one of the housemates, hidden their food in the garden and called Lisa "an imbecile", the real worry here is probably that should Shabaz bottle it at the last second, there will be no shortage of "friends" to help him on his way. [Amber McNaught]

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