Oops, they did it again. The News of the World that is, who chose yesterday (Sunday) to reveal the entire line-up for Big Brother 7. Allegedly. Hidden away in a hotel room near you right now, are (drum roll):

Two glamour models; one "oddball"; a student; the requisite mad Scouser; a stockbroker; someone who’s gay; a singer; a dancer; a teenager;  someone called Shabaz, who apparently models himself on X Factor loser Chico; and a partridge in a pear tree. So no surprises there then. (Although, wait… Did they realise they missed out the lesbian, do you think? Should someone tell them?)

Of course, even if the bunch of misfits outed by the NOTW this week are indeed our lucky 12, they may not be for much longer – Endemol have reacted to the Snooze’s allegations they way the do every year when this happens, by saying that they’re more than happy to change the line up at a moments notice, and will withdraw and replace this lot if they like.

So, actually we’re no further forward at all, then. Sorry about that. As you were…

[Amber McNaught]