by Mof Gimmers

David Hasselhoff is to don a hook and an eye patch (not to be confused with Abul Hamsa) to play a Captain Hook in pantomime!

The Hoff, who has a baffling popularity of late, will get himself a nice £300,000 for starring in Peter Pan... alongside Bobby Davro... presumably not being paid the same amount.

Full report on Sky Showbiz found here.