Geoffrey, Zippy, George and Bungle… bloody perverts the lot of ’em. Now hang on, hang on a minute… I’m not just saying all this for a reaction… no.
You see, over on YouTube, I’ve uncovered something deeply worrying. So disturbing in fact, that I’m thinking of writing a letter of complaint to someone.
You see, a lot of people aren’t aware that Rainbow have the pearly smiles of kids TV, but underneath, the filthy mind of Sid James and Barrymore squared. Follow this link to YouTube to see what I’m on about.
You’ll probably have to do a few hail Mary’s when you’ve done watching it. You mucky pluckers.