Would you recognise guerilla telly critic and Chris Morris collaborator Charlie Brooker if he broke into your house and joined you on the sofa for Brat Camp?

Of course you wouldn’t. Soon, however, Brooker’s face will be burned into the heads of at least five members of the viewing public, because BBC4 plans to put him on the telly every week.

Screen Burn, like his Guardian Guide column with pictures, will take a "caustic look at television and attempt to explain why it smells like it does." TV Scoop predicts: TVGoHome + (Harry Hill’s TV Burp x Brass Eye).

Top 5 Brookerspotting tips:
1. Charlie Brooker is not this man.
2. Or this one.
3. Or this one.
4. But he is this one.
5. He’s probably this one as well.