Baker-like Phone

Tom Baker vs David Tennant: let the games begin.

Round 1: VoiceoversBaker: Shiny Shiny reports that Baker is the new voice of BT’s texting service. You type in your text, your mate picks up the landline, and Tom booms out your message. In words!Tennant: Dave’s going to read some audio books.Winner: Baker

Round 2: Roman numeralsBaker: The fourth Doctor, which makes him Doctor IV.Tennant: Doctor X, if you include that McGann fella.Winner: Tennant. Doctor X sounds cool. “Doctor Ivy” sounds like a girl.

Round 3: GoogleBaker: “tom baker” yields 737,000 results.Tennant: “david tennant” gets 270,000.Winner: Round declared void. There are too many other Tom Bakers.

Round 4: Cosiness with Doctor’s assistantBaker: He married her. For a bit.Tennant: Spotted “cuddling” by the Daily Star.Winner: Baker. Tennant was keeping Billie warm.

Round 5: FansitesBaker: Scads of ‘em. The Tom Baker or Normal? game, A history of Tom Baker’s scarves, Adopt Tom Baker, Tom Baker fan poetry… (we could go on; we choose not to)Tennant: Oh, here’s another one (“there will be a subpage for the Barty Crouch Jr fanlist as soon as I have a picture of David in that character”)Winner: Baker

Overall winner: Baker. But give the wee lad a chance. Casanova rocked.

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