Welcome to TV Scoop. It’s what telly junkies do when they’re not watching the box.

In the finest tradition of Why Don’t You, we’ve peeled ourselves off the sofa, brushed Hob-Nob crumbs off our bellies and switched off the TV so that we can sit here and babble about it instead. It’s what Sky+ was invented for. (Except when it pulls that whole ‘FAILED’ thing.)